Hey, Bettina, I haven't seen you since you got fired from the S.I.U.; heard you moved to Vegas.
RBRick Bettina
I didn't get fired, I was downsized.
S2 E21Moving Target
[after a girl gives Nash her number] Can't we go anywhere without chicks hitting on you?
Chicks don't hit on me.
Please, have you had an eye exam lately?
Stop it.
I'd like to be able to flirt every once in a while.
Well, then, do it. There's no harm in it; you're married, not dead.
[holding out his hand and showing off his wedding ring] Are you kidding, man? I'm branded. That is chick repellant right there.
RBRick Bettina
You know, Nash, I used to be a feared and respected cop in this town, remember?
[laughing] I don't know about the respected part, but I was sure afraid every time I went out with you.
[about Ingrid] Bubba, I am only going to say this five or six hundred more times: tell her the truth.
I can't tell her the truth.
Why not?
Because I want to stay married, that's why.
You know what's amazing? Not only do you come up with these schemes, you actually follow through with them.
S2 E22Wild Card
If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him.
This is a marijuana club.
I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse.
For what?
Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass.
No, I mean what's wrong with you?
Oh! Depression.
Depression?
Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned.
I can probably get him to set you up.
Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago.
Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man?
Uh, Rogaine.
Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it?
JJDr. John Joseph
How are you doing Barry?
Eh listen, this is my good friend ehm... Sorry, what's your name again?
Eh, Joe.
Joe, this is Joe.
[Barry watches helplessly as Charlie Pep's thugs rob the vault.]
You don't want to mess with Bobby Wu. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's intestines and pull 'em out through his nose. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's cajones and make Dim Sun out of them. I'm telling you, man.
TThug
Shut up.
Okay.
[Barry puts a sculpture into the bag.]
Here. Take this. It's insured.
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