TV show quotes
Why exactly did you dump me? I mean, I'm relatively attractive, stable, moderately fun... what did I ever do to you?
Are you going to turn this takedown into a therapy session, Bryn?
Come on, Paco, it's not going to kill you to tell me the truth. Once.
Okay... you were too insecure, to moody, too manipulative, too st - [he is cut off when she fires at him once]
Sorry, slipped.
[to a suspect] Talk to me first; I'm easier and a hell of a lot cheaper.
I'll vouch for that; he's cheap and easy.
I love doughnuts. One of the main attractions to becoming a cop.
[taking the dental packing out of his mouth, riding in Nash's car] That was the longest twenty minutes of my life outside my prostate exame.
'Scuse me - where you you thinkin' on putting that?
I was thinking the ashtray.
[handing Joe a piece of tissue paper] Yeah, well, I'm thinking you wrap it in this until we pass a city trash can.
You okay? Want me to drive?
I'm in shock, I'm not insane.
She's a black widow, man.
[grinning] I can change her, Harv, I know I can.
See anything?
Yeah, there's a sale on Pauly Shore movies.
[motioning to a bus beside them that has a poster plastered on its side with a banner that says "Sex is Good. Safe Sex is Better."] Huh. That poster looks just like your daughter, bubba.
[surprised] That is my daughter.
You know, I wonder if Ingrid and I are gonna have, a little boy or little girl. You know what I mean? with a little boy you can, you know, kind of initiate him into the club, you know? With a little girl I think you spend most of your time kind of protecting her from the club, you know?
Oh, bubba - you are not wrong there.
[about Cassidy] Okay, where is she?
She stormed off to the library
Oh, she stormed off? And just what is it she has to be angry about?
Apparently she didn't like it when I found her condoms.
What condoms?
The ones she plans to use when she and Freddie have sex.
[looks uncomfortable] Um, you have anything to read?
On the coffee table.
I'll be reading and, um, eavesdropping from over here.
I don't believe this.
Should have had a boy, Nash man. Probably be buying him condoms yourself.
[laughs] That's true.
That is not true! That is not true.
Think about it, Nash: what is Cassidy doing we didn't do at her age?
Lisa, I don't wanna be thinkin', at my age, at what Cassidy was doin' that we did when she's her age.
[about Karen] But she does make the crime page.
Oh, yeah, she does.
That's good.
Yeah, she catches a lot of bad guys; big-time gang leaders, drug dealers, that kind of thing.
So, she's a good cop, huh?
[to Nash] Yeah, in Chicago she's like a female version of you.
No wonder I thought she was so sexy.
Oh, baby.
[about Karen, looking through the peephole] Well, she don't look like a cop. She looks like a supermodel.
She's Cindy Crawford. As a matter of fact, we're all supermodels. Come on, man, open the door.
Yeah, open it up - we're late for an S.I. swimsuit shoot.
Let's hope our next stake out is Jenny McCarthy's.
I wish.
Why didn't you run?
I don't like to run.
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