Wish I had as good a relationship with my wife as you have with your ex wife.
divorce her. [laughs]
“25 Hours of Christmas” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Nash Bridges (3), Joe Dominguez (1)
Well, try this one for a theory and see if it blows your skirt up.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to suggest Elvis is still in the building.
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