You know, you seem like a nice guy, I like you.
Well don't take this the wrong way, but I don't like you.
[Thinking] This kid is toast!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
It worked like a charm! I knew if I said I wanted to be last, I would be next. I simply applied the principle which states that sometimes the surest way to hit something is to stop trying to hit it. It is a form of reverse psychology.
[Lee lets his training weights fall]
Come on, you really think you'll be able to get through Gaara's defenses just by dropping a couple of pounds of weight?
[The weights smash large craters in the ground, shocking everyone]
I want to be a great and powerful ninja, to walk in the footsteps of the legendary kunoichi Tsunade!
If I cannot do 1200 jump ropes without a mistake, then it is 2000 kicks! 1116, 1117, 1118-
GGuy
Lee! Taking a break already?
What is it, Guy Sensei? If it is about my messing up on the last assignment, I said I was sorry.
GGuy
Lee, It's true you're different from Neji and the others. You have no gift for Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, and your Taijutsu needs work. But then again, you have a gift that Neji doesn't have, not as flashy, but perhaps even more important.
You do not have to make me feel better.
GGuy
You idiot, you think I'd waste my time with that? All I'm saying is that you have the gift of perseverance, and that's what makes you a genius too.
But is that true sensei? I wonder. I used to think so. I used to believe that if I just trained harder than Neji, 2 or 3 times harder, I would make myself strong enough, but now I am not so sure. I do not know if I will ever be able to work hard enough to be real talent. That is why I'm always taking out Neji. I keep thinking all of my efforts will pay off, but it's always been the same, I'm no match for him at all. Every time we have a ninja mission my legs begin shaking. I don't know if I can take it. Sometimes it seems like the whole thing is pointless. Like I am a loser and I will always be a loser. I do not know what to do.
GGuy
You're right. All the effort is pointless if you don't believe in yourself!
[To Might Guy] I don't know what this boy means to you, Guy, but I shouldn't have to tell you that we never bring our personal feelings into play. I didn't think you were capable of it.
Neji...Sasuke...and...[Naruto's face appears in his mind] I am not going to be the only one to lose here! Guy-sensei, please let this work! It is now or never! The Third Gate! Gate of Life, Open!
GGuy
The Hidden Lotus. A Taijutsu combination of such blinding speed that no one can defend himself against it. Not even Neji. Gaara's sand shield is useless.
Now to finish it! Hidden Lotus!
[To Might Guy] Guy...what I said earlier, I was out of line. I was being a self-righteous fool. I realize now that if I'd been in your shoes, I probably couldn't have stopped him, either.
It is I, the Toad Mountain Sage!
[To Naruto] You ruined my peeking! I mean my research!
[To Naruto] I like them ripe and luscious with curves like that, see? And big, but not too big, know what I mean? If you bring me something like that, I will train you 'till the cows come home!
You will? No lie?
The Toad Mountain Sage never lies!
You got it! Wait here.
[seeing hot women] Too bad kid. It's not like we had a contract really. Oh ladies! Can you show me the way to town? [later] Then I said "Not with my rice bowl you don't".
WWoman
That's a funny story.
It's funny yes, but it's not just a story. Every word of it is true.
WWoman
What happened next?
Hey pervy sage! I'm back!
WWoman
Did he call you pervy?
Worthless little runt! I told you not to call me that!
[brings a watermelon instead of a sexy woman] Look I got you one, just the way you like em! A ripe and luscious one with curves!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU MORON!
I am not a little pervert!
Oh, yeah? Then tell me, what are you?
[Lets out a huge laugh] I'm a big one!
What do you think is faster, your sand or my sound?
[To Naruto] You really have absolute zero talent, don't you kid?
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