[To Naruto] I like them ripe and luscious with curves like that, see? And big, but not too big, know what I mean? If you bring me something like that, I will train you 'till the cows come home!
You will? No lie?
The Toad Mountain Sage never lies!
You got it! Wait here.
[seeing hot women] Too bad kid. It's not like we had a contract really. Oh ladies! Can you show me the way to town? [later] Then I said "Not with my rice bowl you don't".
That's a funny story.
It's funny yes, but it's not just a story. Every word of it is true.
What happened next?
Hey pervy sage! I'm back!
Did he call you pervy?
Worthless little runt! I told you not to call me that!
[brings a watermelon instead of a sexy woman] Look I got you one, just the way you like em! A ripe and luscious one with curves!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU MORON!
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