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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Sorry, that head of yours is so empty that I mistook it for a vase and thought I'd put flowers in her. It's aconite, a shinobi flower. I guess it isn't really that poisonous but still, you might want to spit those out when you get a chance.

I was planning to save this for the finals, not waste it on a preliminary round, but it may be now or never.

[Shikamaru has just hit Kin with his Shadow Possession Jutsu, forcing her to replicate his movements]

KKin

So we mirror each other's movements, so what? A cute trick, but what do you gain by it?

Man you're annoying. Shut up and watch.

[The two of them take out Shuriken. Shikamaru grins ominously]

KKin

You must be insane! If you throw that shuriken at me, you'll just be attacking yourself!

Makes it kind of interesting, doesn't it?

KKin

You wouldn't! You couldn't!

Yeah? Like a game of chicken, let's see who ducks first!

KKin

You're crazy!

[They throw their shuriken at each other. At the last moment, Shikamaru leans backwards, out of the shuriken's path]

KKin

Big deal! I'll do that too! [leans back, causing her head to crash into the wall behind her, knocking her out]

And that's what I call using your head!

Don't take it personally if I blow you away.

That's just what I was going to say! Only not so politely. Right Akamaru?

Oh yeah? Well talking is easy. Let's see what you've got to say at the end of the match!

Little squirt.

Wait a second, are you kidding me? What's the puppy doing here? He's just going to get in the way!

Deal with it. I never go into battle without Akamaru.

[to Naruto] And how are you going to do that? By lying flat on your face? I've got news for you. I'm going to be Hokage.

People can't change no matter how hard they try. They can't run away from their true nature. A failure will always be a failure.

I can tell you're barely standing. You've been carrying a very heavy burden having been born to the main branch of the Hyuga clan, and you've cursed and blamed yourself for being weak. But look, people can't change the way they are. That's just how it is. Just accept defeat and you won't have to suffer anymore.

No, you're wrong, brother. You've got it backwards. You see I can tell that you're the one. You're suffering much more than I.

I'm what?

You're the one who's all torn up about the fate of the main and side branches of the Hyuga clan.

HHayate

Neji no! The match is over!

[All the Jonin stop Neji]

GGuy

Neji, get a hold of yourself. You promised me you wouldn't let this whole head family thing get you riled up.

Why are you and the other Jonin butting in? The head family gets special treatment, huh?

Hey you! Loser! I have two pieces of advice for you. First of all, of you intend to call yourself a shinobi, stop that stupid cheering of yours, it's disgraceful. And second, Once a failure, always a failure! You can't change that!

We'll just see about that. [Neji smirks, causing Naruto to charge at him, but Lee stops him] What are you doing?

Naruto, I get where you are coming from, believe me. But the rules say all fighting must be done officially in a match. The loser beating the gifted genius through sheer willpower, now would that not make for an exciting match even if I am the one who is going to have to fight Neji? Of course if you ended up fighting him, that is fine too.

Alright fine, you win, Lee.

How was that, Guy sensei?

GGuy

Good one Lee. Nice going!

[Hinata coughs blood and Kurenai takes her pulse]

KKurenai

Oh, no. She's going into cardiac arrest. [glares at Neji] Was he really trying to kill her?

[smugly] I wouldn't waste your time glaring at me when you really should be taking care of her.

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