[to Sakura] Please be my girlfriend! I vow to protect you with my life!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I want to fight right here and right now.
I do not try to hide or disguise my moves. I do not have to. Even if you can read them, you cannot stop them. You are too slow. Your eyes may be quick enough to stay one step ahead of me, but if your body cannot keep up, what good does it do you? You know what? There are two different kinds of ninja: those like you who were born with talent and do not have to work at it, and those like me, the ones who have to train every day of our lives!
You are so good to me, Guy sensei.
GGuy
Now take off! I want you to give me 100 laps around the practice field. Show me what you've got.
Yes sir! No problem.
GGuy
Run into the setting sun. Run and suffer! But don't mess up your hair!
They're insane.
Probably.
GGuy
Look into my eyes and accept my sincere apology. Also notice my handsome manly features.
[Naruto has offended an entire room of genin]
Uh...can you say that again a little louder? Didn't quite catch that.
You moron! Are you trying to get everybody in this place to hate our guts or what?
[Naruto chuckles; Sakura puts him in a strangle hold]
NARUTO, YOU JACKASS! Why'd you always say something like that? YOU OBNOXIOUS LITTLE...!
IIbiki
Those who choose the safer of two paths, those whose determination falters in the face of adversity, those who would put their comrades' lives in jeopardy by worrying about their own, those who would save their own necks at the price of sacred honor... will never be able to call themselves chunin! As least as long as I'm here.
AAnko
You ready for the 2nd test? Good! Then let's go! Follow me!
IIbiki
You're early again.
Great. Screaming nutcase. She reminds me of Naruto.
AAnko
[To Naruto] Tough guys like you usually leave their blood all over this forest.
We have only one target. Stay focused on it.
A ninja waits until the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike.
I thought for sure that would work. Do you think she saw the paper bomb we put on the squirrel?
No, that wasn't it.
Than what was it, what are you thinking?
I'm thinking we need to go closer and find out, so let's get going.
If I can catch all 20 of those leaves before they hit the ground, then Sakura will fall in love with me.
[about Neji] What?! He should have been bowled over by my beauty!
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