Naruto Season 1 quotes

Transform! [transforms into a sexy woman, giving Iruka a nosebleed] Gotcha! That's my sexy Jutsu!

CUT THE STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!

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Me, Naruto. The next Hokage, a ninja legend! Then everyone will have to stop disrespecting me and look up to me, believe it!

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[protects Naruto from Mizuki] I know that's how you feel, Naruto. You feel lonely and it hurts inside, and I could have been there for you more.

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That is how beasts are, but that's not who Naruto is. He's nothing like that. Naruto is one of a kind, works hard, puts his whole heart into it. Sure he messes up sometimes and everyone jumps on him, but his suffering only makes him stronger. That's what separates him from being a beast. So you're wrong. He's nothing like the nine tailed fox. He's Naruto Uzumaki of the Village Hidden in Leaves.

MMizuki

You really believe that drivel? Iruka, I was going to save you for later but I changed my mind. You're finished! [attacks]

So this is it. [Naruto saves him] Naruto!

MMizuki

Not bad for a little punk.

If you ever lay a hand on my sensei... I'll kill you!

MMizuki

Such big words. I can completely destroy you with a single move.

Take your best shot, fool. I'll give it back to you a thousand fold!

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THThird Hokage

[To Iruka in regards to Naruto and the Village] How it must feel... so much hatred and hostility... to be treated with an animosity so intense as to be annihilating... to have around you many who would deny you even the right to exist...

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THThird Hokage

When the people reject someone's every existence and then look at that person, their eyes become cold, cold as an ice storm in the deepest winter.

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[About Sasuke] Why are they so obsessed with him? Sasuke, Sasuke! What's the big deal with this guy?!

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[After accidentally kissing Sasuke, Naruto nervously turns his head]

[weakly] It was an accident! I swear!

[Cracks her knuckles, shaking with fury] Naruto... YOU MAKE ME SICK!

[whispering] Why are you...?

[Soon after, Naruto is seen with smoke rising from his hair, a bruised and swollen face, and scratches all over his body]

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[Inner Sakura] Ka-ching! True love conquers all!

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I got him! He totally fell for it!

I'm sorry, Sensei. I told him not to do it, but he wouldn't listen! [Inner Sakura] Perfect shot!

Sasuke

He actually fell for that cheap trick. Is he really a Jonin?

Hmm...how do I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots!

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I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies.

That was useless. All he really told us was his name.

Okay your turn. You on the right, you first.

I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant ramen in a cup, like the ramen Iruka sensei got me at the Ichiraku Ramen shop. But I hate the three minutes to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobbies are eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the next Hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody, somebody important.

Well he's grown up in a very interesting way. Alright, next.

My name is Sakura Haruno. What I like... I mean the person I like is... [looks at Sasuke] My hobby is... [looks at Sasuke] my dream for the future is... [Looks at Sasuke]

And what do you hate?

Naruto! [Naruto is shocked]

Girls her age are more interested in boys than in ninja training. Last one.

Sasuke

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I am going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone.

Gee, I hope he doesn't mean me.

Sasuke is so hot.

Just as I thought.

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If I fail I'll be separated from Sasuke. This is a trial of love.

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