Hey, Uncle Rico, it still smells kinda poison-y in the house. Would it be okay if we stay one more night?
[smiles in agreement] Okay, Napoleon. Last week, the father got arrested for beating up a Peeping Tom, who in a hilarious twist turned out to be Kip!
That daughter's pretty hot.
Not for long if she keeps eating meatloaf like that!
Rude.
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