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S1 E15

Napoleon Dynamite · Season 1, Episode 15

Rico, Napoleon and others in “Unfinished Business”

[putting on his racing suit] Check it out, Napoleon. It's aerodynamic and snug in all the right places.

[disgusted] Gross! You look like a garbage bag full of chicken wings.

I also got science on my side. This bracelet has a magnet in it. I bought it from a SkyMall catalog I found at the site of a plane crash.

You can wear all the magic crap you want. This is my race, Rico! That's why I'm in the Preston Garden of Fame.

Yeah, next to Preston's first monogamist couple.

And the astronaut whose car broke down here.

Wow. That got that up quick.

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