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Napoleon Dynamite · Season 1, Episode 15

Napoleon, Pedro and others in “Unfinished Business”

So, Pedro, the other day, I found like, a scientist's secret diary, and it said if you burp, sneeze, fart, and yawn at the same time, you explode.

Science is amazing.

B.S., Napoleon, scientists don't keep diaries. They have logs. Secondly, I know two people who have snee-furped and lived to blog about it.

Well, they're liars! All the air leaving your body would create a super-vacuum and turn you into an upside-down blood fountain. GOSH!

[driving by in his van] This is the dumbest argument I have ever heard. Let's try it and see who's right.

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