KariI guess we don't have a Plan B because we kinda expected Plan A to go off without a hitch.
You should never, ever, ever expect Plan A to go off without a hitch. Usually, Jamie and I, it's Plan D.
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Played by Kari Byron
MythBusters · 556 quotes
5th most-quoted character in MythBusters: in 80 of its 556 quotes
Most scenes with: Tory Belleci (23), Grant Imahara (14), Adam Savage (12)
Scenes with Kari Byron 43
Kari[Just after Tory tests the electric fence through their contraption.]
KariOn a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?
Uh, I would say 211.
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[Kari and Tory have hooked an electric fence generator into something Adam's going to be touching without his knowledge.]
Now, you guys haven't hooked in the electric fence thing in here, have you?
KTKari, Tory, and Scottie
Hahahahaha, no!
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[After Tory has returned from shaving with numerous cuts on his face]
[to Kari] Baby give us a kiss. You don't find me hot, like this?
KariYou look like hell!
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KariI promised my mom I wouldn't do anything dumb and unsafe again.
Looks like you didn't keep your promise.
later, after the test:
KariI just want to say I'm sorry, Mom and Dad.
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[Kari dresses a dummy with a bra]
Did she come with a bra?
KariWe want it to be decent, this is a family show.
Where did you get the bra? Did you give her yours?
KariNo!
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KariBusted, but the rockets were spectacular.
Well, hopefully, that's our job... to strap rockets onto everything!
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[Adam is eating crackers with limburger cheese on them.]
KariYou know, my eyes are watering being in the vincinity of these three items. I think I need an official umm... Tester. So while you continue chewing. [Adam nods] Grant Imahara, I need your nose!
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Dead man walking...
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[Kari is washing Adam's feet with Vodka.]
Would this be considered a perk of your Mythbusters experience?
KariAre you talking to me or him?
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[Kari is suspended from a engine hoist to test the strength of the harness she is wearing.]
What...the...hell are you guys doing?
Kari(giggling) I'm a piñata!
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KariIt sounds really, really dangerous.
It could be very dangerous.
Or it could be a lot of fun.
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[Adam is stuck upside down in a net, suspended six feet in the air by a gigantic helium-filled raft.]
This wins as the strangest position I've ever been in...on this show.
Kari[looking directly at the camera] Don't you love how he qualifies it with "on this show"?
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Kari[while watching "rubbing machine"] This farmer sure's walking fast.
Well, he's in a hurry.
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Well they singed the hell out him, but they didn't actually blow up, there was just a lot of fire.
KariYou are so hard to please.
Yeah, if I was a farmer, and my pants did that, I'd say "my pants blew up!", I wouldn't worry about specifics.
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KariIs there anything more attractive than the sound of gum being chewed?
Yes there is, watching you chew that gum.
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