Kari Byron quotes from MythBusters

Kari

I don't know but this feels very dangerous, I have a bad feeling about this, something is going to go wrong.

Grant

And that is different from the other times how...?

Tory

I'll do the lava lamps.

Kari

I'll do the stove.

Grant

[pauses] ...I'll do the math.

While Grant calculates with what to do with his day off...

The voice of an angel rings out...

Kari

(yells at full volume) TORY!

...or maybe, make that the devil.

Tory

That was a good one, Kari. Now I know what it would be like to be married to you.

Tory

I was inches away from hitting it.

Kari

Inches?

Grant

"I was just inches away!"

Tory

I hit the same spot as before.

Grant

Then why don't you put the nail there? (laughs)

It's worth noting that a smart remark rarely goes unpunished.

Kari

You see that hole where it blasted off?

Tory

No.

Kari

Nope, neither do I.

Adam

So, we need you guys's help. Um, we wanna focus on the large-scale experiment, and we want you guys to do the bench tests for us; the small-scale experiments.

Kari

Aye, aye, captain! Whatcha need?

Kari

These will explode, these will melt, this will kill you—this is great.

Grant

Welcome to my world.

Grant

You know how they say Tory is like a bull in a china shop?

Tory

No.

Kari

Yes.

Grant

So, you named your guy there?

Tory

Yes.

Grant

What did you name him?

Tory

Pork-loin-io.

Kari

You did not.

Tory

He's an evil pig-man.

Kari

[about the myth] This has Tory, written all over it!

Tory

Why am I always written all over it?

Kari

Are you ready to let go of the muffin top?

Grant

I am ready to let go of the muffin top.

Tory

But is the muffin top ready to let go of you?

Kari

Logistically, it's a little more complicated than just throwing a dummy out of a plane.

Logistically, more difficult. [Camera shot slides over to show Tory and the dummy side by side.] But essentially the same.

Tory

[about marshmallow spaceman in vacuum chamber] That's what happens to you in space if you don't have a spacesuit.

Kari

Oh, he's like a raisin!

Grant

Non-dairy creamer cannon in three, two, one...

Tory

Oh my God. That was frightening.

Kari

Terrifying.

Tory

Did you get that on high-speed?

Yeah, we did remember to push the R button, on the off-chance that this might be one of the biggest fireballs ever.

Tory

This was frightening. But seriously, there was a moment where we were like "Oh crap, this was a bad idea."

Kari

All I heard in my head was run, and I started up the hill as fast as I could go. And I'm still on my adrenaline buzz right now.

Kari

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Adam

I don't know. What?

Kari

Red paint.