Scottie Chapman quotes from MythBusters

Scottie

Faceplant!

Scottie

[Holds up a dead bird.] Two words — Naaas-tee. Ugh...

Scottie

We'll never get pulled over for going six miles an hour!

Scottie

[to Kari, about Tory] Let's egg him on until he hurts himself. That's always fun.

Scottie

[to Tory, laughing] Why do I always laugh when you get hurt?

Scottie

For you—one nice, greasy part: guaranteed to get your shirt dirty.

Scottie

Ho-leee!!!! I feel like I just got punched in the chest!

Kari

Myth totally failed. Completely busted. Totally, completely busted.

Scottie

And Buster: busted. And boomlift: busted.

Jamie

And everything's busted.

Adam

Ground:

Scottie

busted.

Adam

This is adding some magnets to the front end of our feed trough. These are super strong neodymium magnets. And see if we can't pick the needle out at the very beginning.

Scottie

You just had your finger on it!

Good idea. Jamie thought of it ages ago.

Scottie

[to a pea plant] I hope your roots rot in hell. The only thing you're good for is giving people gas.

Kari

[yelling to another pea plant] YOU SUCK FRESHMAN [censored]! [to a crew member (normal voice)] How's that?

Scottie

Beautiful round green peas...

Kari

You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had.

Kari

[Talking while mimicing a mitten puppet.] The plants are doing very well today, Tory!

Scottie

[In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?

Tory

Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]

Scottie

Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.

Tory

Its okay, shhhh.

Scottie

[Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!

Tory

Lets get out of the sun.

Adam

Absolutely, and so probably some human cranium, we've done this before when we did Penny Drop..

Scottie

Human cranium? We have human cranium?

Adam

I have the human cranium in storage, yep.

Scottie

You would!

Adam

We have one of everything here at MythBusters.

Scottie

[sniffs] Smell that?

Kari

What's that?

Scottie

Baaad things.

Scottie

Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable.

Adam

It's not a myth; we're just idiots.

Adam

Now, you guys haven't hooked in the electric fence thing in here, have you?

Hahahahaha, no!