[Adam's cellphone rings in the middle of his work.]
AdamWho the hell could be calling me? I can't answer that, I'm tying a pig stomach into a skeleton.
A character in MythBusters
Played by Adam Savage
MythBusters · 556 quotes
Most-quoted character in MythBusters: in 283 of its 556 quotes
Most scenes with: Jamie Hyneman (64), Rob Lee (25), Kari Byron (12)
[Adam's cellphone rings in the middle of his work.]
AdamWho the hell could be calling me? I can't answer that, I'm tying a pig stomach into a skeleton.
AdamI've only never broken one bone in my body—my neck.
[In the opening to the Goldfinger myth.]
AdamTub of body latex: $22 . Tub of gold pigment: $6. Watching your friend get naked, covered in gold paint and then jogging until he passes out: Priceless!
AdamYes Honey! That Is An Octopus Hickey!
AdamHow many of you have ever seen a washing machine... naked?
AdamWhat's that? That can't be that necessary, I don't recognize it!
AdamBasically now I'm about to pour the dog wee on the pile of baking soda, which, if the myth is correct, should cause a small explosion, or, if we're actually on Earth, will do absolutely bupkis.
AdamGet me the Jack Russell terrier urine! That oughta do it! They're hyper little creatures.
AdamI reject your reality, and substitute my own!
AdamAn empty car doing doughnuts and a police car with its lights flashing...Nah, I checked. There's nothing more fun than that.
(Jamie's goldfish has just finished the maze in twenty-five seconds.)
AdamMine are eating their own poo.
(Adam taps on Jamie's goldfish tank and says: "Goodnight fish")
Jamie, talking to the camera: You see, this is what has basically screwed him up, like, "Goodnight fish" (Imitating Adam), Yea, that helps!
AdamWe have to identify the smart ones.
[Adam blows the demolished trombone.]
AdamHey, it still makes noise!
[During the initial test, where Jamie's soldiers aren't getting enough air power]
AdamJamie's made a doo-wop group, not a battalion of soldiers. Looks like the California Raisins.
Adam[Referring to Jamie's soldiers] They're cute...cute for SCIENCE.
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