Kari Byron quotes from MythBusters

Kari

It's always a good day when you start it at the bomb range.

Kari

Sick! I love it!

Kari

Science get more fun, when I get a bigger gun.

Kari

Tory tends to clean up, Jamie is neurotic about cleaning up, and Adam is the Tasmanian Devil of filth.

Kari

If I see a shark coming up with a beret, I'm gonna be mad at you.

Kari

Now that he's not so scared, it's a little less evil.

Kari

(pretending to be a pirate) Booty goes inside it!

Jamie

92 feet, to the top of the pulleys.

Kari

Uh, 92 feet to the dead bird.

Kari

Myth totally failed. Completely busted. Totally, completely busted.

Scottie

And Buster: busted. And boomlift: busted.

Jamie

And everything's busted.

Adam

Ground:

Scottie

busted.

Kari

[From the recording] If you were in college, you'd be a freshman!

Adam

You called the plant a freshman?

Kari

[embarrassed] I... I was running out of material!!!

Scottie

[to a pea plant] I hope your roots rot in hell. The only thing you're good for is giving people gas.

Kari

[yelling to another pea plant] YOU SUCK FRESHMAN [censored]! [to a crew member (normal voice)] How's that?

Scottie

Beautiful round green peas...

Kari

You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had.

Kari

[Talking while mimicing a mitten puppet.] The plants are doing very well today, Tory!

Scottie

[In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?

Tory

Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]

Scottie

Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.

Tory

Its okay, shhhh.

Scottie

[Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!

Tory

Lets get out of the sun.

Adam

As long as you're going to do it with me, let's make sure everyone knows who it is.

Adam

You'll have to tell me how it turns out 'cause I can't see a damned thing.

Kari

[Points to the bust.] Judging by the Coke bottles on this thing, he can't see a thing either

Scottie

[sniffs] Smell that?

Kari

What's that?

Scottie

Baaad things.

Kari

I have to say the jackhammer makes you look really tough, the little red wagon...

Not so much