Tory Belleci quotes from MythBusters

[Talking while mimicing a mitten puppet.] The plants are doing very well today, Tory!

Scottie

[In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?

Tory

Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]

Scottie

Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.

Tory

Its okay, shhhh.

Scottie

[Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!

Tory

Lets get out of the sun.

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I have to say the jackhammer makes you look really tough, the little red wagon...

TATory, Adam and Jamie in unison

Not so much

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[Just after Tory tests the electric fence through their contraption.]

On a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?

Tory

Uh, I would say 211.

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[Kari and Tory have hooked an electric fence generator into something Adam's going to be touching without his knowledge.]

Now, you guys haven't hooked in the electric fence thing in here, have you?

KTKari, Tory, and Scottie

Hahahahaha, no!

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[After Tory has returned from shaving with numerous cuts on his face]

Tory

[to Kari] Baby give us a kiss. You don't find me hot, like this?

You look like hell!

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I promised my mom I wouldn't do anything dumb and unsafe again.

Tory

Looks like you didn't keep your promise.

later, after the test:

I just want to say I'm sorry, Mom and Dad.

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[Following a near-disaster with a semi]

What was your plan for stopping these things?

Tory

Well, there wasn't really a plan...

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[The tow rope has snapped, and a semi truck is now off course and out of control]

Tory

How do we stop this thing?

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

That's a very good question... with no answer.

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[Kari is suspended from a engine hoist to test the strength of the harness she is wearing.]

Tory

What...the...hell are you guys doing?

(giggling) I'm a piñata!

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Tory

What in the hell is that thing?!

It's the disco mirror from hell!

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[A kite, whose tail has a rock tied to it, swoops toward Tory, barely missing his head.]

Tory

It's the death kite—the kite of punishment.

[The kite swings the rock and smacks Tory in the groin.]

Grant

[laughing] That made it all worthwhile!

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Tory

Well, we killed a dead President.

Grant

He (Ben Franklin) was never President.

[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]

Tory

Wasn't he? Damn it.

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It sounds really, really dangerous.

Grant

It could be very dangerous.

Tory

Or it could be a lot of fun.

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So, guys, how did it go?

Tory

Psychic helmet totally works.

Really?!?

Tory

Actually, no, not really...

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[while watching "rubbing machine"] This farmer sure's walking fast.

Tory

Well, he's in a hurry.