Tory Belleci quotes from MythBusters

Tory

We're gonna blow the CRAP out of that toilet! Get it?

Tory

Yeah, normally Grant's a better shot when he's using the toilet.

Tory

I feel like I've been lied to. What I saw on that internet video was an explosion.

Tory

Well we proved one thing, gravity still works.

Tory

Alright, when we talked about this in the blueprint room, it seemed pretty straightforward. We just grab on to an edge and see how long we can hang on. But now, standing on top of this seventy-five foot building, I'm wondering is this really necessary? I mean, can't we just test this hanging off a doorframe?

Tory

[Grant is suspended on a harness] Anybody got a bat?

Tory

[Imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] Get to the choppah, Grant!

Tory

[After Grant climbs into the 'helicopter' in a strong wind gust] Damn! Thank God his pants didn't come off!

Tory

I don't know about you guys, but I'm having an A-Team moment!

Tory

Not a lot going on upstairs; but God, she's cute!

Tory

(Cuban accent) 'Cu wanna play rough? OK. Say 'hello to my little friend.

Adam

You know what's funny is that when you put this on you can smell, and you get all these scents and memories of blowing him up, dropping him off a cliff, a little salt water, a little rotting pig.... It's like a... It's like a trip down memory lane. You wanna try?

Tory

No thanks.

Tory

[to police officer] Which is gonna be more expensive: the speeding ticket or the littering ticket?

[laughs] The littering ticket.

Tory

The only thing that gave us any result, but just barely, was my favorite—And I think you'll like this one, Adam...the Radar Wheel of Death! [The Build Team plonks it in front of Adam.]

Adam

[laughs] Oh my god!

Tory

Do you have hardcore, to-the-bone death metal?

Do we ever!