A character in MythBusters
Played by Tory Belleci
MythBusters · 556 quotes
4th most-quoted character in MythBusters: in 85 of its 556 quotes
Most scenes with: Kari Byron (23), Grant Imahara (18), Adam Savage (11)
Well they singed the hell out him, but they didn't actually blow up, there was just a lot of fire.
You are so hard to please.
ToryYeah, if I was a farmer, and my pants did that, I'd say "my pants blew up!", I wouldn't worry about specifics.
[Tory is making explosives from herbicide]
ToryFrank, why are you standing so far away?
Because I wanna continue to live.
TorySo then the next question is, why am I standing so close?
[There is a loud clang as Jamie begins noisily climbing the duct]
[laughing] Why, Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building!
[There is another clang as Jamie continues climbing the duct. Adam laughs again]
TorySomebody needs to check that air conditioner!
[as Jamie continues] Here's some key phrases from the surreptitious entry heist manual: Be the breeze [clang] As light as a feather [clang] The foot fall of a kitten. [clang]
Is there anything more attractive than the sound of gum being chewed?
ToryYes there is, watching you chew that gum.
ToryI'll do the lava lamps.
I'll do the stove.
[pauses] ...I'll do the math.
While Grant calculates with what to do with his day off...
A theory is that the shock of cold water will— [lava lamp suddenly explodes]
Tory[Laughs] You should have seen the look on your face, it was priceless.
The voice of an angel rings out...
(yells at full volume) TORY!
...or maybe, make that the devil.
ToryThat was a good one, Kari. Now I know what it would be like to be married to you.
[Tory has swung a hammer at a nail, but missed.]
ToryI was inches away from hitting it.
Inches?
"I was just inches away!"
[Tory swings again and misses again.]
ToryI hit the same spot as before.
Then why don't you put the nail there? (laughs)
It's worth noting that a smart remark rarely goes unpunished.
[Tory swings again, but the hammer slips out of his hand and hits Grant]
You see that hole where it blasted off?
ToryNo.
Nope, neither do I.
...and our trio of tall-tale tacklers (are) speaking in bull.
Moooo!
ToryThose are whales.
...and Grant stunt-double requires an CPR.
[Grant is seen performing "CPR" on his dummy.]
Don't give up on me now!
ToryAre you done playing with yourself?
You know how they say Tory is like a bull in a china shop?
ToryNo.
Yes.
So, you named your guy there?
ToryYes.
What did you name him?
ToryPork-loin-io.
You did not.
ToryHe's an evil pig-man.
ToryHoly air cannon Grantman!
How long have you been waiting to unleash that one?
ToryAll day!
[about the myth] This has Tory, written all over it!
ToryWhy am I always written all over it?
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