Tory Belleci quotes from MythBusters

Tory

Somebody ordered some exploding pants?

Tory

Cool, we get to torture yogurt!

Tory

Alright, Grant. I'm ready to start breaking windows with rocks, but before I stick you in that car to shoot it, I wanna make sure we can actually break a windshield with a rock.

Tory

Well, OK, considering we're going to be blowing up a sheet of glass, it's probably a good idea to, uh, give ourselves a little bit of protection.

Tory

[Holding shotgun] Boy, you'd better marry my daughter!

Tory

Let's go!

Tory

(regarding the hook shooter) That was that first time I ever felt any real danger.

Tory

[in the water with a bird next to him] Hey, my little friend! You better not attract any sharks, you little [censored].

Tory

[As Tory and Kari start to water down the sand] It's like watering a little Grant flower.

Tory

I've been a baaad pirate.

Tory

[In Italian accent] So, I finish my statue, and I like to call her 'Hey, there, Lonely Girl', but I canna' look at her too long, 'cause she make me cry. So, now we're gonna try to chop her head off!

Tory

Do ya think I'm excited? You better believe I'm excited. We just built a rubber moose and now we're gonna crash cars into it. It doesn't get better than this.

Tory

You know how to moonwalk?

Tory

Okay, so the answer's 'no.'

Tory

Now all we need to do is go to the moon and try this for real. [Pause] I'm just kidding, we don't have the budget.

Tory

[after busting a moon landing myth] In your face, conspiracy theorists!