Jamie Hyneman quotes from MythBusters

Adam

It amazes me that you still don't realize we're filming a television show.

Jamie

I'd think we would at least aspire to not be idiots?

Adam

And yet we would fail.

So there's your answer. At 110 PSI you'll lose a football, but gain a hat.

Jamie

What are you doing?

Adam

I put everything on my head.

Adam

Jamie, please don't shoot bullets at my head.

Jamie

He's only got one ear.

Adam

We don't need ears to test the lethality of falling bullets.

Jamie

The flower of death.

Adam

Los flores de los muertos! (The flowers of the dead)

Jamie

Lets get cracking.

Adam

Um... cracking?

Jamie

What?

Jamie

Kinda reminds me of high school, for some reason.

Ah, Jamie's school days. Playing football, growing facial hair, and drinking cardboard

Adam

Do you care to explain what we're doing 60 feet above the ground, standing above 9000 gallons of swirling water and...I'm in a wetsuit?

Jamie

Sure!

Adam

(Referring to their lack of success in cutting the pig in half) Can we get a sword?

Jamie

(laughs) Meat cleaver?

Jamie

These tanks are actually filled with geese...and they're complaining.

Adam

(silence) Was that a joke? Fascinating...

Adam

So, can you clearly communicate what clever canine conundrum you're currently concocting?

Jamie

What?!?

Adam

What's the myth?

Adam

It’s a key component on the belt of Nocturnal-Echo-Locating-Flying-Mammal-Man.

Jamie

Batman?

Adam

Yes. Shhh!

Jamie

You all set, Batman?

Adam

I'm all set, Boy Wonder.

Adam

Are you planning to be buried in something very similar to this?

Jamie

I'm not gonna get buried.

Adam

No?

Jamie

No!

Adam

Just get your ashes scattered into space or something?

Jamie

Mulch!

Adam

Mulch?!?

Jamie

Yeah!

Adam

You'll feed yourself into a wood chipper?!

Jamie

Yeah!

Adam

Ah!

Adam

So, how are we going to get this mouse to those elephants over there?

Jamie

Slingshot!

Don't sink.

Jamie

Why is it telling me not to think?

Don't sink.