Jamie Hyneman quotes from MythBusters

Adam

Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the mob?

Jamie

I was a hitman; I wasn't a money counter.

Adam

AH! Holy crap! Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!

Jamie

Can I do that again? That was fun.

Adam

No, that made my head ring!

Jamie

[referring to whether brandy from a St. Bernard will bring a person back from the brink of death] Or this is like an apertif before I eat the dog?

Adam

You can't say that!

Jamie

Excellent! I see everybody got the message

Kari

Yeah, Dress for Demolition Derby Special

Grant

So what's exactly going on here?

Adam

Ha, ha, ha!, You're gonna love this (Points to Jamie) Tell em'

Jamie

Well, its the...

Adam

MYTHBUSTERS DEMOLITION DERBY SPECIAL!!!

Tory

Sweet!

Adam

I know..., (Points to Jamie)give him the details!

Jamie

Well, we've got...

Adam

FOUR MYTHS ABOUT SMASHING, TRASHING AND CRASHING CARS, BUSSES AND TRUCKS!!!

Grant

Nice...

Jamie

(Clears Throat)

Jamie

To do this we'll be using...

Adam

HELICOPTERS, EXPLOSIVES AND ROCKET SLEDS...

Jamie

(Stares daggers at Adam)

Adam

What?!?

Jamie

[Speaking through walkie-talkie] Hey guys?

Adam

[Also speaking through walkie-talkie] Yeah?

Jamie

See if you can keep up, okay?

Adam

Ha! Roger that, Secret Agent Code Name Walrus!

Adam

Man, Jamie, it snowed like crazy out here last night!

Jamie

Yeah, this is how it snows in San Francisco: in plastic bags!

Jamie

Can we show a naked snowman on television? This is a family show.

Adam

Maybe we'll put a fig leaf.

Jamie

Let's count 'em down [the top 10 most popular myths] Top 40 style.

Adam

All right, get ready for your favorite myth!

Adam

[In strange accent] Do not try what you are about to see at home. We are what you call 'experts'.

Jamie

[In normal voice] And what am I supposed to say?

Adam

[Attempting to imitate Jamie's voice, while moving Jamie's jaw by hand] That is right, we do this for a living.

Jamie

I don't like the pink color, it's a little creepy.

Adam

Yeah, it's a little creepy, but so is what we do to Buster.