Jamie Hyneman quotes from MythBusters

Jamie

Jaime, what am I doing wrong?

You have got to shave your moustache!

Jamie

Did she come with a bra?

Kari

We want it to be decent, this is a family show.

Jamie

Where did you get the bra? Did you give her yours?

Kari

No!

Adam

Well, that ought to silence most of our detractors on this one... but I expect we'll still get some complaints.

Jamie

Yeah, like you didn't use a cannon, or something...

Adam

I think what we've got here is a thing.

Jamie

Looks like a big-a** slingshot to me.

Adam

That's the next revisit; someone's gonna write in and say, "you guys should have used an RPG, 'cause that would definitely have blown up the car!" and then we'll go get one of those, and then we'll blow up the car, and then there will be some other problem.

Jamie

And we're fine with that!

Jamie

It's a shop... whaddya want?

Adam

I wanna be able to eat off the damn floor.

Adam

Whoops! I picked it up within 3 seconds... would you eat it?

Jamie

I wouldn't eat it just because you handled it.

Adam

So, no french-kissing dogs I think is our conclusion here.

Jamie

I would be more inclined to say, no french-kissing Adam!

Adam

I don't eat my own poo!

While the Boxer makes progress, the Hale is out for the count—because Jamie's made an error of schoolboy proportions, and, to avoid public humiliation...

Jamie

You know, if I don't talk, you don't get any good TV.

...he's run away from the cameraman.

Jamie

...Nothing.

'De Nile (denial) is a river in Africa.

Adam

C'mon, what happened? Did you accidentally weld the thing at the end of your pipe that was supposed to be a screw fitting?

Overzealous welding has sealed his rocket shut - and he's not happy.

Jamie

[censored]

Jamie

I don't know, but I think that's one of the rockets, and, judging by the size of the hole, I - I think it's mine.

Jamie

I don't know, I'll see if I can feel the end of it…

Jamie

[giggling] I'm still not touching anything!

Uh-oh, backhoe time!

Adam

This myth, much like the two trucks, and the car, is totally busted.

Jamie

Boy, is it busted!

Jamie

Let me see that pulley there...

The biggest crash in MythBusters history, and he wants to see the pulley??

Adam

Dude, if the full draw of the bow makes it collapse, is candy gonna pour out?

Jamie

Adam's, you could use as a club and it'd probably be just fine; you could still shoot it.

Jamie

I've always had a fascination with crossbows. I've had this one since I was a teenager. That's why there are no cats left in the neighborhood.

Adam

I can imagine the scene... [mimicking Jamie] Why... why, thank you, father...

Jamie

So holding still isn't good enough? We have to move into the line of fire?

Shut up, you lazy Roman pig, and do as you're told!