Jamie Hyneman quotes from MythBusters

Jamie

MythBusters.

Adam

Breaking big things for science, every day.

Jamie

NASA can put a man on the moon.

Adam

But can the MythBusters find a needle in a haystack?

Jamie

That means the first stop is a hay store.

Adam

Uh, otherwise known as a farm.

Ah, the hay store.

Adam

Its funny, because if you asked me to pick out what you would think of as your traditional, y'know, "movie-type" hay, I would point to the straw.

Jamie

Traditional "movie hay?"

Adam

Yeah, y'know, like the people are always getting stuck in a hay bale or rolling in the hay, or whatever they do in the movies? Thats what I would think of as hay.

Jamie

Having a roll in the hay with your girlfriend?

Adam

Yeah... don't get all red-faced.

Jamie

Kind of makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it?

Adam

If you mean it makes me feel like I feel about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, yeah, that kind of warm and fuzzy, cause it's a FANTASY!

Jamie

Did I ever tell you that I worked as a concrete inspector for several months up in Seattle?

Adam

Was this before or after you were the big animal veterinarian for the circus?

Jamie

No, I never did that. You must be mistaken.

Jamie

Time for us to pit our skills against each other.

Adam

You have an unfair advantage because you've broken out of a Mexican prison before.

Adam

What is that?

Jamie

This is a radio.

Adam

How'd you get a bloody radio?

Jamie

I was good.

Jamie

He's practicing for his experience with the electric chair.

Adam

Ow! [cries in pain] ow, hot, burning, salsa napalm!

Adam

God, this stuff smells rank.

Jamie

It looks kinda like... poo.

Adam

It's the newest kid thing. It's Brick Car! It's faster than anything and uglier than anything, too.

Jamie

And if you throw it at your brother really hard, it'll kill him!

Adam

Shall we race?

Jamie

Yeah, whatever.

Adam

'Cause whoever wins this race is BETTER!

Adam

It looks like it was built for one thing: it was built for super speed!

Jamie

I think it looks like it was built for killing children. ...And what's all that crap on the back of it?

Adam

That's the rocket engine, man! That's the solid... rocket... fuel... boos...ter...thing!

And in the pouch, well, let's just say a sample of genetic legacy has been obtained and dyed blue for easier visibility.

Jamie

Genetic legacy? IT'S SPERM! Any kid in grade school knows that! Helps make babies, you know?

Adam

What are your plans, my master?

Jamie

We are going to take over the world.

Adam

Ohhh, yeeesss.