[Narrator Jim is being driven through Maracaibo by his coworker, Ray.]
The first thing that surprised me on that ride was th--
[The film skips while the camera is focused on the same shot, giving the impression they disappeared. Jim, Ray and the car reappear elsewhere as the scene changes.]
Was being sucked through a time portal.
. . .
[They pass a building with a huge sign: GRAN VENTA ESPECIAL.]
I almost felt I hadn't left home, when we passed a big Sears-Roebuck store.
Ah-heh! 'Cause it's called "Gran Venta" at home, too!
Another familiar site was a used car lot, full of American autos.
I dropped my pants and bent over a car, just to feel at home!
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