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Servo [as Diabolik], Mike [as Eva] and others in “Danger: Diabolik!”

[In Diabolik's lair, the black-leather-clad antihero and Eva, still in their car, move in for another lip-lock.]

SAServo [as Diabolik]

Let's have a tantric quickie.

MAMike [as Eva]

Mmm… mmm… oh, you smell like a tire store.

This is just a good samaritan he met in the tunnel.

Heh! She's a great samaritan!

SAServo [as Diabolik]

You don't mind if I swallow your face, do you?

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