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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Mike, Crow [as Troy] and others in “The Final Sacrifice”

[Troy enters his attic.]

Mike

Oh, this is where they get all the stuff to put in T.G.I. Fridays.

. . .

[Troy opens a trunk.]

CACrow [as Troy]

This is where I've secreted away all my red sweaters.

Servo

Oh, boy. He's going to find out his dad is a rodeo clown.

MAMike [as Troy]

I don't care if I'm too old. I'm getting my Batman pajamas back out of here.

. . .

SAServo [as Troy]

Well, if I'm going to be a ventriloquist dummy, I'd better learn how to live in this trunk.

[Troy reaches in and pulls out a folder.]

CACrow [as Troy]

Now I'm going to settle in with the Book of Mormon.

[He opens the folder and pulls out a picture of his dad.]

Mike

Larry Czonka!

[Troy continues to look inside and finds a bunch of old papers.]

SAServo [as Troy]

Ew, shouldn't have filed that sandwich.

CACrow [as Troy]

I've got to find the warranty on this sweater.

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