[Ryder and Lea jump into an "Enforcer" (resembling a tiny bowling alley floor-polisher) to chase bad-guy Kalgan]
Herve Villechaize's Death Car.
Jeez, you could walk on your hands and catch up to the guy!
CACrow [as Ryder]
Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!
. . .
CACrow [as Kalgan]
We need both horsepowers on this thing!
. . .
[Ryder fires at Kalgan using the Enforcer's side-mounted laser cannons]
MAMike [as Bodyguard]
I can't go any faster, I'd have to drop the waxing compound!
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