[In the lab, through a viewport, we see a rectangular metal slab suspended above a squat, boxy metal coil.]
Oh, yeah. This is when science didn't have to have any specific purpose.
Lowering the cylinder.
Inserting the breakfast pastry.
[darkly] The secret government Eggo project.
Contact Dr. Jemima!
God, I love the blueberry ones best.
[Meacham flips a switch. The toaster-like coil starts to red with heat, and we hear a pinging sound.]
Increase the rate of reaction.
Start warming the syrup!
Yum!
[Cal and Joe play with some knobs and dials. The "toaster" emits loud grinding noises.]
Check rate of radioactive decay.
Increase the Flash Gordon noises and put more science stuff around.
. . .
[At the end of the experiment, the toaster object blows up.]
Oh, my God! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
[A loud beeping noise follows post-explosion.]
Fries are up!
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