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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Servo and Crow [as Tandra] in “Samson vs. the Vampire Women”

[Vampire priestess Tandra calls on the goddess Selene, changing from her withered form to a hottie.]

Servo

Another successful José Eber makeover.

CACrow [as Tandra]

I'm pretty, so I have value now.

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