[William looks at a Franklin half-dollar he's holding.]
WWilliam
Fifty cents. Half a dollar.
In those days, that'd buy you a car.
WWilliam
Benjamin Franklin, eh?
CACrow [as William]
Bite me, Franklin!
WWilliam
He was supposed to be a pretty smart fellow when it came to money. I suppose he could've told me how to keep out of the red.
CACrow [as William]
He was the best President we ever had. [N]
. . .
[Ben Franklin's silhouette appears in the mirror.]
Alfred Hitchcock! [N]
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