[Col. Hunt answers the phone.]
Col. Hunt: Colonel Hunt speaking.
Wikowski: Good morning, Colonel Hunt! You're a hard man to find.
Mike [as Hunt]: Sarah?
Col. Hunt: Who's this?
Wikowski: Well, it's a little difficult to introduce oneself over the phone...
Crow [as Wikowski]: I sell paneling.
Wikowski: I'm John Wikowski, father of one of the pilots that transferred to your command a couple of weeks ago.
Col. Hunt: [suddenly smiling] Oh yes, our Lieutenant Wikowski!
Servo: And his face springs into action!
Col. Hunt: I do know you by reputation, of course, Congressman. Pleasure to speak with you in person. But I believe your boy is up on a training mission right now, or I'd have him talk to you.
Wikowski: Oh, I merely wanted to introduce myself to you...
Mike [as Wikowski]: Perhaps dinner...
Wikowski: We have a bit in common, you see...
Crow [as Wikowski/Liberace]: My brother George...
Wikowski: You remember flying in the ETO together, 20 years ago?
Col. Hunt: Quite a lot of us pilots were in the ETO together at that time, sir.
Wikowski: Yes, I suppose so.
Servo: [to Mike, mishearing] They were in BTO?
Mike: I guess...
Col. Hunt: Colonel Hunt speaking.
Wikowski: Good morning, Colonel Hunt! You're a hard man to find.
Mike [as Hunt]: Sarah?
Col. Hunt: Who's this?
Wikowski: Well, it's a little difficult to introduce oneself over the phone...
Crow [as Wikowski]: I sell paneling.
Wikowski: I'm John Wikowski, father of one of the pilots that transferred to your command a couple of weeks ago.
Col. Hunt: [suddenly smiling] Oh yes, our Lieutenant Wikowski!
Servo: And his face springs into action!
Col. Hunt: I do know you by reputation, of course, Congressman. Pleasure to speak with you in person. But I believe your boy is up on a training mission right now, or I'd have him talk to you.
Wikowski: Oh, I merely wanted to introduce myself to you...
Mike [as Wikowski]: Perhaps dinner...
Wikowski: We have a bit in common, you see...
Crow [as Wikowski/Liberace]: My brother George...
Wikowski: You remember flying in the ETO together, 20 years ago?
Col. Hunt: Quite a lot of us pilots were in the ETO together at that time, sir.
Wikowski: Yes, I suppose so.
Servo: [to Mike, mishearing] They were in BTO?
Mike: I guess...
[Col. Hunt answers the phone.]
Col. Hunt : Colonel Hunt speaking.
Wikowski : Good morning, Colonel Hunt! You're a hard man to find.
Mike [as Hunt] : Sarah?
Col. Hunt : Who's this?
Wikowski : Well, it's a little difficult to introduce oneself over the phone...
Crow [as Wikowski] : I sell paneling.
Wikowski : I'm John Wikowski, father of one of the pilots that transferred to your command a couple of weeks ago.
Col. Hunt : [suddenly smiling] Oh yes, our Lieutenant Wikowski!
Servo : And his face springs into action!
Col. Hunt : I do know you by reputation, of course, Congressman. Pleasure to speak with you in person. But I believe your boy is up on a training mission right now, or I'd have him talk to you.
Wikowski : Oh, I merely wanted to introduce myself to you...
Mike [as Wikowski] : Perhaps dinner...
Wikowski : We have a bit in common, you see...
Crow [as Wikowski/Liberace] : My brother George...
Wikowski : You remember flying in the ETO together, 20 years ago?
Col. Hunt : Quite a lot of us pilots were in the ETO together at that time, sir.
Wikowski : Yes, I suppose so.
Servo : [to Mike, mishearing] They were in BTO?
Mike : I guess...
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