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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Mr. Barnes, Servo [as Mr. Barnes] and others in “The Skydivers”

[Mr. Barnes is in the middle of explaining the importance of taking an industrial arts course to Joe. However, his speech is monotonous, and he speaks haltingly.]

BMr. Barnes

[We'll need] carpenters.

SAServo [as Mr. Barnes]

[woodenly] We'll need actors. People who can read. Lines with... and interact with others.

. . .

[Mr. Barnes continues explaining over a shot of the inside of a foundry.]

BMr. Barnes

[We'll need] foundry men.

Mike

[singing] Oh, you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from...

BMr. Barnes

Tool operators.

CSCrow, Servo

[singing] Tool operator . . . tooooooool operator . . .

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