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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mike and Crow in “Invasion USA”

[Over the opening credits...]

Mike

Starring these people and Chuck Norris.

. . .

[The credit "Directed by Alfred E. Green" appears onscreen]

CCrow

What, me direct?

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