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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Crow [as Santa] in “Santa Claus”

[Letters to Santa arrive at the North Pole.]

CACrow [as Santa]

Ho ho ho! There's a dollar in every one! My chain letter scam worked!

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