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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Mike [as boy] in “Santa Claus”

[Two young boys stand at a mailbox, mailing their letters to Santa Claus.]

MAMike [as boy]

I'm tellin' ya, Pepe, these Comedy Central contests are a waste of time!

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Magic Voice“We'll be right back... I think. Noel!” Gypsy“Open mine, Mike! Open mine!” Servo [as Santa]“Ho, ho, ho, ho, staying alive, staying alive...” “.”

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