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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank in “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

[In Deep 13, the Mads exchange gifts.]

FDr. Forrester

Ohhh, Frank! What a lovely watchband! This must have set you back a pretty penny!

TSTV's Frank

Well, actually, I, eh… didn't have any money, so I… took the liberty of hocking your Rolex and… to pay for that, heh heh…

FDr. Forrester

You… hocked… my… Rolex.

TSTV's Frank

Yah…

FDr. Forrester

Well, it's the thought that counts. Open your gift.

TSTV's Frank

Oh, boy! I bet it's a book! I bet it's a book!

FDr. Forrester

Yes, it is a book, Frank. It's… it's called Final Exit. I've been stealing your plasma at night so I didn't have to spend any of my own money.

TSTV's Frank

Heh heh. Oh, Henry! [N]

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