[Kay and her college roommates are having their usual gab session. Nearby, a lamp with Kay's name on the lampshade is seen.]
Hats off to Ray, the whimsical lampshade.
...but then Kay came up with that all-important question.
JAJoel [as Kay]
How do Pop-Tarts work?
KKay
What are you doing to major in, Helen?
. . .
LLouise
What are you going to take, Jean?
JAJoel [as Jean]
I'm going to take Bob for everything he's got!
. . .
KKay
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach.
JAJoel [as Kay]
Because I can't do.
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