[Kay and her college roommates are having their usual gab session. Nearby, a lamp with Kay's name on the lampshade is seen.]
Servo: Hats off to Ray, the whimsical lampshade.
Narrator: ...but then Kay came up with that all-important question.
Joel [as Kay]: How do Pop-Tarts work?
Kay: What are you doing to major in, Helen?
. . .
Louise: What are you going to take, Jean?
Joel [as Jean]: I'm going to take Bob for everything he's got!
. . .
Kay: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach.
Joel [as Kay]: Because I can't do.
Servo: Hats off to Ray, the whimsical lampshade.
Narrator: ...but then Kay came up with that all-important question.
Joel [as Kay]: How do Pop-Tarts work?
Kay: What are you doing to major in, Helen?
. . .
Louise: What are you going to take, Jean?
Joel [as Jean]: I'm going to take Bob for everything he's got!
. . .
Kay: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach.
Joel [as Kay]: Because I can't do.
[Kay and her college roommates are having their usual gab session. Nearby, a lamp with Kay's name on the lampshade is seen.]
Servo : Hats off to Ray, the whimsical lampshade.
Narrator : ...but then Kay came up with that all-important question.
Joel [as Kay] : How do Pop-Tarts work?
Kay : What are you doing to major in, Helen?
. . .
Louise : What are you going to take, Jean?
Joel [as Jean] : I'm going to take Bob for everything he's got!
. . .
Kay : You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach.
Joel [as Kay] : Because I can't do.
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