[High school girls attend an assembly. Someone, possibly the principal introduces the speaker in silence.]
JAJoel [as Principal]
Your Period and Mine: A Lecture.
CACrow [as Principal]
Hello. Am I on? Is this thing on? You wanna look at that, Helen?
[A matronly woman steps up to the podium on stage.]
MWMatronly Woman
Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well.
SAServo [as Matronly Woman]
...and why I'm being fired.
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