[High school girls attend an assembly. Someone, possibly the principal introduces the speaker in silence.]
Joel [as Principal]: Your Period and Mine: A Lecture.
Crow [as Principal]: Hello. Am I on? Is this thing on? You wanna look at that, Helen?
[A matronly woman steps up to the podium on stage.]
Matronly Woman: Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well.
Servo [as Matronly Woman]: ...and why I'm being fired.
Joel [as Principal]: Your Period and Mine: A Lecture.
Crow [as Principal]: Hello. Am I on? Is this thing on? You wanna look at that, Helen?
[A matronly woman steps up to the podium on stage.]
Matronly Woman: Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well.
Servo [as Matronly Woman]: ...and why I'm being fired.
[High school girls attend an assembly. Someone, possibly the principal introduces the speaker in silence.]
Joel [as Principal] : Your Period and Mine: A Lecture.
Crow [as Principal] : Hello. Am I on? Is this thing on? You wanna look at that, Helen?
[A matronly woman steps up to the podium on stage.]
Matronly Woman : Today, I'd like to tell you about several girls I know very well.
Servo [as Matronly Woman] : ...and why I'm being fired.
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