[On the SOL, the Bots are playing Civil Defense Quiz Bowl. Joel hosts.]
Joel: All right, let's get things started with a toss-up question. What three word slogan was coined during the Cold War as a schoolchild's best defense against an A-bomb attack? [Servo buzzes in] Tom Servo of Oak Ridge!
Servo: Uh, uh, uh, duck and cover?
Joel: Could you state in the form of a desperate cry to God to save you from an unholy death, please?
Servo: [screaming] DUCK AND COVER!
Joel: Is right for five points.

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