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Driver, Synthia [as Jim] and others in “The Bicycle Driver”

DDriver

Jim, our new member is going to recite, what are the rules of the road?

SASynthia [as Jim]

Kill, or be killed.

To maintain a safe and orderly flow of traffic on our roads.

GBGirl Bicyclist

Why should you follow the rules of the road?

Because if I don't, I can't expect anybody else to.

DDriver

Oh, you mean we always follow the rules of the road?

BBicyclists

We try, but it isn't easy!

PSPearl, Synthia, and Mega-Synthia

And when it's too hard, we give up!

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