DDriver
Jim, our new member is going to recite, what are the rules of the road?
SASynthia [as Jim]
Kill, or be killed.
JJim
To maintain a safe and orderly flow of traffic on our roads.
GBGirl Bicyclist
Why should you follow the rules of the road?
JJim
Because if I don't, I can't expect anybody else to.
DDriver
Oh, you mean we always follow the rules of the road?
BBicyclists
We try, but it isn't easy!
PSPearl, Synthia, and Mega-Synthia
And when it's too hard, we give up!
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