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Synthia, Police Officer and others in “The Bicycle Driver”

[as a police officer pulls over a bicycle driver]

Uh, we got a local yokel smokey in hot-pursuit of a hooligan, hot-doggin' it in Calhoun County.

PPolice Officer

May I see your operator's license today, sir?

BDBicycle Driver

License? Since when do I have to have a license to drive a bicycle?

PPolice Officer

Well it's not required that you have an operator's license, but I do need some form of identification.

MSMega-Synthia [as bicyclist]

My grandkids drew this, and wrote pop-pop on it. Does that work?

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