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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 13

Crow [as Frankie Avalon], Crow and others in “The Million Eyes of Sumuru”

[Helga undresses behind a curtain as a shirtless Tommy Carter sits with his back to it]

CACrow [as Frankie Avalon]

I don't get it. Why aren't I making out right now? I'm Frankie Avalon! Is the universe playing a joke on me?

...

[Helga comes out from behind the curtain, wrapped in a towel]

CCrow

Sham-wow!

TCTommy Carter

Well, what'd you have in mind?

HHelga

Well, to prove to you I have no concealed weapons... [reveals herself to Tommy Carter, who smiles]

SAServo [as Frankie Avalon]

It's about damn time. I'm Frankie Avalon!

[Tommy Carter drops his pistol]

JJonah

Bang!

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