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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 12

Max and Kinga in “Killer Fish”

[pulling out a turkey egg from their time-travel oven] Hey! What came first? The cooked turkey or the egg?

[very annoyed] ... Flush them the movie!

No, think about it. If they're watching this on Thanksgiving... or Easter... it would blow their minds.

...... No.

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