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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Suzy's Mother and Jonah in “The Christmas That Almost Wasn't”

SSSuzy's Mother

But just you wait 'til I tell him about this! A real, honest-to-goodness Santa Claus, and in a department store!

What's next, cherry phosphates? Women driving cars? A Catholic in the White House???

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