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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Jonah, Crow [as Stella] and others in “Starcrash”

[as Stella and Simon fight off a mob of cavemen]

JJonah

Actual footage of David Hasselhoff at Comic-Con.

CACrow [as Stella]

These cavemen have kinky little skirts. It's fun!

[Akton appears, and summons a laser sword]

JJonah

Oh, well now they're just openly ripping off Spaceballs.

...

SAServo [as Akton]

Thank God for my completely original weapon: the illumination sword!

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