Well Max, that was the 200th episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. What an achievement.
If you count the old series, which we had nothing to do with. Technically, this was our third episode.
Okay come on, Disney celebrates fake anniversaries all the time! Donald Duck turns 90, Mickey and Minnie's 25th Anniversary, uh... the 40th Anniversary of pulling Song of the South off the shelves- I don't know! We have got to grab some of these celebration legacy dollars! Bring in the cake!
[the skeleton crew wheels in a cake filled with candles; Max lights a lighter]
No no no, hey! [slaps the lighter from his hand] We are not lighting the candles! This is a nitrogen-rich atmosphere! Wh- ... [sighs] Happy 200th, Max.
...Yeah, okay.
Push the 200th button, Max.
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