[Pearl and Observer/Brain Guy attempt to liven up a gathering in Roman times with a toga party, before deciding on another approach...]
Pants party!
EEmperor
[as crowd whoops and cheers] These are remarkable, and vastly superior to our own apparel!
[sighs] Ah; that's better.
[later as the two are guests at a gladiator match]
EEmperor
[greeting the crowd] Citizens, if you haven't already noticed- I'm wearing pants.
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