[The film begins with an introduction from Professor Frank C. Baxter of the University of Southern California.]
BBaxter
This is science fiction of course. It's a fiction, it's a fable.
It's a fabulous funny freak-out.
BBaxter
But I think if you study this picture and think about it, when it's over...
CCrow
You'll feel dirty.
BBaxter
You'll realize that this is something more than just a story told.
It's a story botched.
BBaxter
It's a fable with a meaning and a significance for you and for me in the 20th century. Thank you, and goodbye.
Peanut nostrils happy clams.
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