Once again, outstanding features that Anheuser... [film skip] ...that make for a real selling wizard.
MAMike [as Woody Allen]
Y'know, I think I'll just buy a thermos.
Sales appeal styling.
[Servo and Mike start humming Holiday for Strings]
The kind of design that beckons customers to see and reach for frozen products.
CACrow [as Professor E.C. Buehler, from Speech: Using Your Voice]
Plenty of lip and tongue action.
Space saving capacity, that gives maximum storage and selling use of every inch of space.
Meanwhile, the Soviets were launching Sputnik.
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